max and paddy raymond the bastard

TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. He's not. '''Max''': How dare you?! * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustins OhCrap moment. Facebook. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joes plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. What does he do? The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. * DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. [2] In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. They soon realise that they have been conned. Tina, it's Max. * CoitusInterruptus: After Max and Paddy bring two girls back the motorhome, Paddy predictably has sex with one while Max prefers to have a drink and a civilised chat with the other. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. [2] After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Bringing you all the best moments from stand up to sitcoms!Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/2OKEbEf#PeterKay #PaddyMcGuinness #Max\u0026Paddy Also the farmer isn't very happy about the two killing one of his cows. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. [[Squick The same hand he's just lathered shampoo onto his groin with. While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks "How many times are you going to play that song?". * RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]]. Especially when theyre on the road. '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. * WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of Series/PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them. ** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they're not smuggling anything into the prison.]]. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Status: Ended. )And best of all, we don't pay Council Tax! * HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe's shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddys paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. What Shows Have Been Renewed or Canceled. In the West Country, Paddy is driving the van when he accidentally runs over and kills a cow walking in the road. * AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height. Elsewhere Paddy's love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/max_and_paddy.jpg]]. * [[spoiler: LukeIAmYourFather: Averted. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tinas husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniels father) to remain a happy family. ** When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. ** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase "But not in a gay way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre. ), And best of all, we don't pay council tax!". ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights. This leads to several arguments, especially when they realise the television doesn't have any speakers. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. * CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. ]], * TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Max's attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Max And Paddy animated GIFs to your conversations. [[GassHole A lot. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some"private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Maybe one or two biological weapons though. I know. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. It doesn't leave. ]], ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics, ** Maxs attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. No, it's not as easy as that, Max. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". They agree to let Shannon, who is looking for his estranged son, hitch a ride around. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. Sign in Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter. [1] Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. He has also appeared in Coronation Street, Emmerdale and Doctor Who.[2]. ]], ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick. ** [[spoiler: Paddys cellmate in Episode Four.]] ** One can only guess what Paddys part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] No wonder Tina left him. * {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay. Paddy is not happy. His theatre work includes productions at the West Yorkshire Playhouse, the Nottingham Playhouse and the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] What they fail to notice at the same time is that Shannon is carrying a revolver, which he uses to force a Little Chef employee called Brenda (played by Alex Hall) to open for the trio late at night. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. ]], * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is, * OhCrap: Replace crap with fuck and youve got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients cars.]]. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Its. Apart from being a bastard, he runs this wing. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. He's not. Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased.

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